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One night while hanging out with friends, suddenly all the lamest jokes came out from one another. I dont know if it was the food, the drink or the air but we were having a good laugh though. I'm sorry because I cant really share all the jokes 'cos some may be offensive (^^, )

A: U know the Ang moh and ppl from 'Soh Lean' is arguing about who is smarter right ?

B: Yea...

A: The Ang Mohs spent millions on inventing a special pen where u can use it in outer space, they succeeded. So it was a great achievement to them. But guess what the 'Soh Lean' ppl use?


B: Hmmm...
C: *thinking ....* Paint?

A: No gravity in outter space how to paint ... the paint will all turn into small balls like paint balls laaaa... LOL

B: True also ... then wat?

A: Use Pencil la u idiot!

LOL

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A: Eh U all know or not? Bull Frogs are Hokkien ?? U all dunno right ....?

B: Isit ? How u know?

C: His pet la, must be ....

"kua ...kua... kua..."

A: No, U all duno? When rain the frog will tell u he is cold

B & C: Huh?! * blank*

A: they go 'kua ... kua... kua ....' Telling you its cold ma

*kua - in hokkien means cold

I know its lame but hey ... just for laughs!